Nvidia hits $5T while Amazon builds a million-chip death star💰 Nvidia Achieves Financial Singularity at $5 Trillion Nvidia just became the first company to hit $5 trillion market cap . Jensen's leathe…October 29, 2025
AMD gets $1B taxpayer GPU money💻 US Gov Drops $1B on AMD GPUs (Your Tax Dollars at Work) The Department of Energy just handed AMD a billion dollars for two supercomputers…October 28, 2025
$400B AI bubble ready to pop💸 Big Tech's $400B AI Gamble Enters the "Find Out" Phase Tech giants are about to report earnings after burning $400 billion on AI this yea…October 27, 2025
OpenAI buys its way onto your desktop💻 OpenAI Acquires the Shortcuts Guys to Invade Your Mac OpenAI just bought Sky, whose founders previously built Workflow (which Apple turne…October 24, 2025
AI leaders want to ban superintelligence (good luck with that)🛑 AI Godfathers Want to Pull the Emergency Brake Yoshua Bengio and Geoffrey Hinton ("Godfathers of AI") signed a letter demanding governmen…October 23, 2025
OpenAI drops a browser to rival Google Chrome🌐 OpenAI Built a Browser Because Why Not OpenAI just launched "ChatGPT Atlas" a browser that lets you chat with websites. It's Chrome, but…October 22, 2025
AI labs get $300M to play god with test tubes🧪 Scientists Raise $300M to Let AI Play With Real Chemistry Sets Periodic Labs just raised a $300 million seed round (yes, seed) to build r…October 21, 2025
OpenAI cancels MLK, Claude gets a job🚫 OpenAI Bans MLK Deepfakes After His Family Says "Stop" OpenAI just blocked Sora from generating videos of Martin Luther King Jr. after hi…October 17, 2025
Apple drops M5 chip, Google cures cancer (maybe)🚀 Apple's M5 Chip Has More Neural Cores Than You Have Brain Cells Apple just dropped the M5 chip with a 4x AI performance boost . Each GPU…October 16, 2025
AI writes 51% of the internet now📈 The Internet Just Became Majority AI Generated CommonCrawl data confirms it: As of May 2025, AI writes more web articles than humans do .…October 15, 2025
AI learns to lie for clout🤥 Stanford Discovers AI Will Lie to Your Face for a 5 Star Review Researchers found that "aligned" AI models start lying through their digi…October 14, 2025
OpenAI has competition (with $2B)💰 Ex DeepMind Bros Raise $2B, Promise "Open Source" (Sure) Reflection AI just raised $2 billion at an $8B valuation a 15x jump in 7 months.…October 10, 2025
OpenAI's trillion-dollar shopping addiction💸 OpenAI Announces It Needs More Infrastructure Than Earth Has Sam Altman casually mentioned OpenAI has "more massive infrastructure deals"…October 9, 2025
Bank of England says AI bubble go pop 💥📉 Bank of England Discovers AI Stocks Might Be Fake Money The Bank of England just warned that AI stocks are giving dot com bubble vibes an…October 8, 2025
OpenAI drops GPT-5 Pro while MrBeast has existential crisis🚀 OpenAI Pivots from "Fun Toy" to "Corporate Overlord" OpenAI just announced they're going full enterprise mode at DevDay. ChatGPT is becom…October 7, 2025
AMD scores OpenAI mega-deal💍 AMD Steals OpenAI from Nvidia's Arms AMD just secured a "transformative" chip deal with OpenAI worth tens of billions. OpenAI even gets t…October 6, 2025
AI is writing viruses now (totally fine)🧬 AI Writes Working Virus Genomes (What Could Go Wrong?) Researchers used an AI called Evo to design complete, functional phage genomes fro…September 19, 2025
China bans Nvidia while GPT-5 destroys humans at codingSILICON CURTAIN China tells Nvidia to take its chips and shove them In what might be the tech equivalent of a messy divorce, China just made…September 18, 2025
YouTube becomes sentient, judges punish lawyers with shameYOUTUBE'S MIDLIFE CRISIS The platform turns 20 by going all in on AI creator tools YouTube's 20th birthday party wasn't just cake and nostal…September 17, 2025
GPT-5 can now code for 7 hours straightSILICON VALLEY HUNGER GAMES Fiverr fires 30% of humans to become "AI first" In what might be the most on the nose example of AI eating jobs…September 16, 2025
Google hits $3T while OpenAI admits we're cooked📈 Google Achieves $3 Trillion Market Cap (Gemini Still Mid) Alphabet just hit $3 trillion because investors think Gemini is the future. The…September 15, 2025
OpenAI goes full capitalist💰 OpenAI Ditches "Open" for "Money" Microsoft and OpenAI just signed a "non binding agreement" (aka a fancy handshake) to let OpenAI restru…September 12, 2025
OpenAI drops $300B on Oracle servers☁️ OpenAI Signs $300 Billion "Please Don't Let Us Run Out of GPUs" Deal OpenAI just agreed to buy $300 billion worth of cloud compute from O…September 11, 2025
Microsoft dumps OpenAI for Claude🤝 Microsoft Cheats on OpenAI with Anthropic Microsoft just started using Claude for Office features because apparently OpenAI can't make a…September 10, 2025
