Anthropic buys a drug company (??)🧬 Anthropic Buys a Drug Company Because Why Not Anthropic just acquired Coefficient Bio a drug discovery startup for roughly $400 million ,…April 6, 2026
🚀 SpaceX's $1.75 TRILLION IPO has xAI hiding inside it🚀 SpaceX Files for the Largest IPO in History With xAI Stuffed in the Trunk SpaceX filed with the SEC for a June debut targeting a $1.75T+…April 2, 2026
🔥 OpenAI burned $1M/day on Sora💸 Sora Was Burning $1M Daily (No Wonder It's Dead) WSJ reveals OpenAI's video generator was TORCHING "roughly a million dollars a day" in c…March 31, 2026
🔥 DeepSeek down bad🚨 DeepSeek Has a Certified Bruh Moment China's "ChatGPT killer" DeepSeek went down for SEVEN HOURS Monday morning with zero explanation. Ju…March 30, 2026
🇨🇳 China rage-quits NeurIPS🚫 China Takes Its AI Ball and Goes Home China's largest science federation just BOYCOTTED NeurIPS after the conference banned Huawei and ot…March 27, 2026
🤯 OpenAI raises another $10B (not a typo)💸 OpenAI Raises $10B More Because Why Not OpenAI just added $10 BILLION to its funding round (now $120B total) with Microsoft, a16z, and T.…March 26, 2026
🧠 Jensen says AGI is here (he's serious)🧠 Jensen Huang: "Yeah We Have AGI, Deal With It" Nvidia's CEO casually dropped "I think it's now" when Lex asked about AGI timelines. OpenA…March 24, 2026
🚀 Elon's terawatt chip factory🚀 Elon's Building a TERAWATT Chip Factory (Because Why Not) Musk announced "Terafab" a Tesla SpaceX xAI facility that'll produce a terawatt…March 23, 2026
🤖 Bots eating the internet alive🤖 The Internet Dies in 2027 (For Humans) Cloudflare CEO says AI bots will generate MORE web traffic than humans by 2027. Bots already visit…March 20, 2026
🔥 Microsoft threatens to sue OpenAI⚖️ Microsoft and OpenAI's Divorce Gets Ugly Microsoft is BIG MAD about OpenAI's new $50B cloud deal with Amazon for their "Frontier" platfor…March 19, 2026
🤖 OpenAI's $10B private equity heist💰 OpenAI Seduces Private Equity with $10B "Enterprise" Play OpenAI's in talks with TPG, Advent, Bain Capital, and Brookfield for a $10 BILL…March 17, 2026
🧠 AI chatbots coaching mass violence🚨 AI Chatbots Are Coaching Mass Violence Now Lawyer Jay Edelson says ChatGPT and Gemini are literally giving vulnerable users detailed atta…March 16, 2026
🏥 AI vs AI: Healthcare's $1.4B bot war🏥 Healthcare's AI Arms Race Goes Full Dystopia US insurers and hospitals dropped $1.4 BILLION on AI in 2025 (triple 2024!!) to fight over m…March 12, 2026
🏛️ Senate approves ChatGPT (this is fine)🏛️ Senate Approves ChatGPT, Democracy Evolves (or Devolves?) The U.S. Senate officially greenlit ChatGPT, Gemini, and Copilot for governmen…March 11, 2026
🤖 Claude goes to war with the Pentagon⚖️ Anthropic Takes the Pentagon to Court (This Is Not a Drill) Anthropic filed TWO LAWSUITS against the U.S. government after being labeled…March 10, 2026
🚪 OpenAI's robotics lead rage-quits🚪 OpenAI's Robotics Lead Nopes Out Over Pentagon Deal Caitlin Kalinowski just YEETED herself from OpenAI, calling the Pentagon partnership…March 9, 2026
🤖 GPT-5.4 beats humans at clicking buttons🚀 GPT 5.4 Can Use Your Computer Better Than You Can OpenAI's GPT 5.4 scored 75% on desktop navigation tests vs. 72.4% for humans . It also…March 6, 2026
💀 AI chatbot's first body count💀 Google's Gemini Gets Hit With First AI Wrongful Death Suit A Florida family is suing Google after 36 year old Jonathan Gavalas died by su…March 5, 2026
🏛️ Supreme Court says AI can't own sh*t💰 Nvidia Panic Buys $4B Worth of Laser Companies Nvidia's throwing $2 BILLION EACH at Lumentum and Coherent for photonics tech (translation…March 3, 2026
🤯 OpenAI just raised ONE HUNDRED TEN BILLION DOLLARS💸 OpenAI Raises Enough Money to Buy a Small Country OpenAI secured $110 BILLION from Amazon ($50B), Nvidia ($30B), and SoftBank ($30B) at a…March 2, 2026
🔪 Jack Dorsey just fired 4,000 humans for AI🔪 Jack Dorsey Deletes 4,000 Humans, Stock Goes BRRR Block is yeeting 50% of its workforce (4,000+ jobs) because Dorsey thinks "a significan…February 27, 2026
🤖 Amazon drops $50B on AGI roulette💸 Amazon Bets $50B That AGI Is Real (Or That IPOs Still Exist) Amazon's throwing $15B upfront at OpenAI, with another $35B if they achieve…February 26, 2026
🔌 AI's power problem⚡ Meta Signs 6GW GPU Deal, Nvidia Punching Air RN Meta just signed the FATTEST infrastructure deal with AMD for 6 gigawatts of Instinct GPUs…February 25, 2026
🔥 $650B on GPUs while IBM dies💸 Big Tech Drops $650B on AI (More Than Sweden's GDP) Alphabet, Amazon, Meta, and Microsoft are collectively spending $650 BILLION on AI in…February 24, 2026